What is 100% ???
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:52 am
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever
wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But
A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the
******** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!
wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But
A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the
******** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!