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What film is this?

(2001) I am Saruman the white, a great wizard. I have been head of my order for years. However I have gazed into the orb, and seen the colour of the future. The Dark Lord has grown so strong that it is folly to oppose him; the only hope of survival is to join forces. It is a pity that that fool Gandalf lacks the vision to see this, and refuses to yield the ring of power that will put me on an equal footing with Sauron. This is why I must keep him locked in my tower.

Tolkiens, 'Lord of the rings'

OK, but which one?

The one with a short arsed little ginger bearded bloke with and axe and his equally short arsed mates with big hairy feet, assisted by some very feminine looking blokes with pointy ears that look like fairies.

The Fellowship of the Ring. The firstbook/film. Said by Saruman, who was played by Christopher Plummer.

(2007) ...add a bit of racing red...

Brilliant


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(2000) My name is Dr. Norman Spencer, and I want you to know that I truly love my wife. The affair that I had with my student really meant nothing to me, and when she started getting possessive, and threatened to tell my wife, I had to do something to shut her up. Unfortunately the little witch came back and haunted my wife, who has now figured out what happened. Not only is she going to leave me, but she’s going to report me to the police, and I just can’t spend the rest of my life in jail. So, as much as I love my wife, she has to die. Maybe her daughter will give me the kind of comfort that I need.

Just realised, it was Christopher Lee in LoR - can just imagine "Mordor is alive with the sound of screaming"!!!

Does anyone know the film I was talking about??

No idea about your next one HL??:?

What lies beneath?

Kjb wrote:Just realised, it was Christopher Lee in LoR - can just imagine "Mordor is alive with the sound of screaming"!!!

Does anyone know the film I was talking about??

No idea about your next one HL??:?

Christopher Plummer is it Sound of Music LOL

FABlux wrote:What lies beneath?

Well Done FABlux.

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(1994) My name is Louis de Pointe du Lac, and I have to be honest and say that when Lestat offered me immortality, I did choose to accept it. In my defense I can only say that I was distraught after the death of my beloved wife, and I had no idea how horrible it would be. Now, centuries later, I hate who I am, hate the fact that I must feed off others in order to live, and most of all I hate my association with that evil Lestat. I have tried to alter the course of my life many times over the years, but I am too weak.

Interview with the Vampire with Brad Pitt & Tom Cruise

Good one !!!!


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(1996) My name is Major Vic Deakins, and for years I played the game and was a good little boy, and an amazingly good soldier. But then greed raised its ugly head, and I decided I wanted to go out in comfort. So I arranged to help a group of terrorists steal a couple of nuclear warheads from Uncle Sam. Where I made my mistake was in underestimating the resourcefulness and sheer determination of my friend Captain Hale who, along with a park ranger he hooked up with, completely messed up my plans. Who would have thought the guy could be so tenacious? I sure didn’t.

Broken Arrow ...... with John Travolta as the Major

Your right Bigken
Come on HL. we need another one

ok,

(1988) My name is Archie Leach, and I am a barrister who has always tried to live a good honest life. However things get more than a little crazy when I am retained to represent an accused jewel thief, and get drawn into the crazy, back-stabbing antics of his gang. Of particular interest to me is his gorgeous, American girlfriend, who is planning to steal all of the diamonds for herself. When I am assaulted by my client in court, and threatened with a divorce from my wife, I decide that it’s time to get a piece of the action for myself. So I somehow manage reconnect with the girl who has got the diamonds, and we retire to South America.

Did you know that Archie Leach was the real name of Cary Grant?

Right Horus !!!!! Just ignore the clue on "Who am I" I will find another person !!!!!!

Could it be A Fish Called Wanda with the great John Cleese and Michael Palin

Good one Ken


(2001) My name is Kate Wheeler, and before I hooked up with these two guys I was living a very boring and frustrating life with a husband who did not appreciate me at all. After they broke out of jail, Terry Lee and Joe were making a big name for themselves, because of their unique way of robbing banks. Terry Lee was forced to kidnap me at first, but when it came time to release me, I refused to leave. Not only was I having more fun than I'd ever had before, but I found that I was beginning to fall in love...with both of them.

Bandits with Cate Blanchett, Bruce Willis and ...can't remember his name but he was married to Angelina Jolie and they wore vials with each other's blood in them (creepy!).

Remembered - Billy Bob Thornton!!!