LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:25 am
LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book,
closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like
to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he
smiles.
OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little
pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of
dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says,
'Hmmm, I have no idea...'
With that the little girl reopens her book and replies, 'Do you really
feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book,
closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like
to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he
smiles.
OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little
pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of
dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says,
'Hmmm, I have no idea...'
With that the little girl reopens her book and replies, 'Do you really
feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?
:yy :tu:
Cheers Wiz bring em on 