The Queen and Dolly go to Heaven!
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:50 am
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortuantely, there is only one space left that day, so tha angel must decide which of them gets in!
The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven? Dolly takes off her top and says 'Look at these, theyr'e the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day for eternity!' The angel thanks Dolly and askes Her Majesty the same question.
the Queen takes a bottle of sparkling water out of her purse, drinks it down. She then wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The angel says, 'Ok you Majesty, you may go in!'
Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about? I show you two of God's ownperfect creations and you turn me down, Her Majesty wees into a toilet and she gets in!' Would you explain this to me?
Sorry Dolly the angel says, but even in heaven a royal flush beats a pair no matter how big!
Unfortuantely, there is only one space left that day, so tha angel must decide which of them gets in!
The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven? Dolly takes off her top and says 'Look at these, theyr'e the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day for eternity!' The angel thanks Dolly and askes Her Majesty the same question.
the Queen takes a bottle of sparkling water out of her purse, drinks it down. She then wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The angel says, 'Ok you Majesty, you may go in!'
Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about? I show you two of God's ownperfect creations and you turn me down, Her Majesty wees into a toilet and she gets in!' Would you explain this to me?
Sorry Dolly the angel says, but even in heaven a royal flush beats a pair no matter how big!
