Andy's joke of the day.

Post by **Andy** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:12 pm

What's brown and makes a mess of everything ?

Spoiler

The Prime Minister

Post by **Andy** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:14 pm

Another?

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

Spoiler

he bought a warehouse

Post by **Andy** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:20 pm

Ok one more.

My mate has just opened a delicatessen in Jeruselem.

He's called it.......

Spoiler

Cheeses of Nazareth

Post by **Goddess** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:28 pm

:lol:

That's one way to bump your post totals up a bit Andy! But couldn't you have thought of something a little less painful for those of us that are forced to read them and groan!

Post by **Andy** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:32 pm

Hey, I didn't think of that.
I'm off to find some more

Post by **Crazycat** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:38 pm

the last one brilliant. Read it to Annadongela over the phone, she was killing herself laughing

Post by **Goddess** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:43 pm

Don't encourage him CC - we'll be in for a barrel load of them now!

Post by **Andy** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:53 pm

OK You've asked for it..

A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.

The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."

"You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."

The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

Post by **LittleLee** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:59 pm

: liked the last one, made me chuckle

Post by **DJKeefy** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:40 pm

Hey thanks for putting them under a spoiler Andy - I missed changing the Blue spoiler box to a reddish colour, now ive fixed it

Post by **Andy** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:41 pm

Nooooooooooo
The only bit of blue is no more

Oh well, back to the Marroon.

Post by **Bigken** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:19 pm

Andy wrote:Nooooooooooo
The only bit of blue is no more

Oh well, back to the Marroon.

Well done Andy,good work in helping to get rid of the last of that blue, so that means we are RED all over

Post by **Goddess** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:31 pm

Looks like Andy's lost his sense of humour all of a sudden!

Post by **Crazycat** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:51 am

Is it me or is the bird flashing quicker over here on the red side?

Post by **Phantom** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:06 pm

hehehehe, liked the cheese one Andy

Post by **Andy** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:02 pm

I was chopping up carrots with the Grim Reaper the other day.

Yes, I was dicing with death!

Post by **Andy** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:08 pm

What do ya get when ya line up 100 blondes ear to ear?

A wind tunnel

Post by **Horus** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:45 pm

Andy, your mate who wants to open a delicatessen in Israel should open an ice cream parlor instead, he could call it:
Walls of Jericho

Post by **Crazycat** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:21 am

good one H

Post by **Phantom** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:35 am

Oh dear, they're getting worse

:lol::lol: