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Mixed emotions

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A couple were watching Tv one night a programme about mixed emotions, on its conclusion the husband looks at his wife and says "Its all crap and garbage, i bet there is not one thing you can say to me to make me feel happy and sad all at once"
His wife thought for a moment and said" Out of all of your friends you have the biggest penis" ;)



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:))) i bet he wished he never opened his gobb ..
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:))) :))) :)))
What a come back!!!!
A day without laughter is a day wasted! :lol: ;)

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